Eulogy
Ladies and Gentlemen,
It is with a saddened heart that I write this... it is confirmed that Dre's first television (a dear gift from friend James Garborino) died early this morning at 3:10AM. The cause of death is still unknown, though Dre claims there is no foul play involved.
Dre being the ever optimist, rescued this television from the garbage, and took it into his home, and reared it as one of his own. Dre remembers fondly "One time we had a big group over to watch Say Anything, every one had a good time and no one cried..." he went on to say "That TV really tied the room together, man."
Probably the two least favorable qualities about the television were it's propensity to bounce from side to side at random and the coax cable knob was very loose so cable could be lost at any moment. Besides these setbacks, owner Andrei Constantinescu said "it was a good tv. I will miss its size and its and its uncanny ability to comfort me, always able to anticipate my needs before I even asked."
Despite his grief it's reported that Dre has already replaced his deceased counterpart. His sister brought a television from Dallas (it used to belong to Dre's grandparents) and Dre has already hooked it up and I hear will watch a Scrubs Episode
to crisen the new television set. When asked the question "which tv do you like better?" Dre responded, with "this tv isn't as big, but the positives outweigh the negatives..." supposedly Dre is able to get all the channels in the cable package he pays for, the former tv didn't allow him to do that...
Reporting Live from Ruston, LA this is Trey Amigo signing off
It is with a saddened heart that I write this... it is confirmed that Dre's first television (a dear gift from friend James Garborino) died early this morning at 3:10AM. The cause of death is still unknown, though Dre claims there is no foul play involved.
Dre being the ever optimist, rescued this television from the garbage, and took it into his home, and reared it as one of his own. Dre remembers fondly "One time we had a big group over to watch Say Anything, every one had a good time and no one cried..." he went on to say "That TV really tied the room together, man."
Probably the two least favorable qualities about the television were it's propensity to bounce from side to side at random and the coax cable knob was very loose so cable could be lost at any moment. Besides these setbacks, owner Andrei Constantinescu said "it was a good tv. I will miss its size and its and its uncanny ability to comfort me, always able to anticipate my needs before I even asked."
Despite his grief it's reported that Dre has already replaced his deceased counterpart. His sister brought a television from Dallas (it used to belong to Dre's grandparents) and Dre has already hooked it up and I hear will watch a Scrubs Episode
to crisen the new television set. When asked the question "which tv do you like better?" Dre responded, with "this tv isn't as big, but the positives outweigh the negatives..." supposedly Dre is able to get all the channels in the cable package he pays for, the former tv didn't allow him to do that...
Reporting Live from Ruston, LA this is Trey Amigo signing off
posted by The Dre | 3:21 AM
4 Comments:
I rescued a TV once that had been in four inches of water while it was plugged in. I took it apart, cleaned everything, and put it back together. Then I plugged it back in after dragging it 100 ft from the house using an extension chord.
It blew up...
I think we should have a moment of silence................................................................................................................................amen.
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hope the tv will rest in the peace of the garbage where it belonged.
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